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Gross Would You Rather Questions

These gross would you rather questions are icky in a kid-friendly way: smelly socks, slimy creatures, sticky hands and food that has seen better days. Nothing here goes past a burp or a stinky sneaker, so they work for classrooms, sleepovers and family game night.

Every question is a live poll. Tap a side to vote, then see how everyone else voted. Some choices are equally terrible, and that's the point. Pick the one you could live with.

80 questions · tap a side to vote · see how everyone else picked

Gross would you rather questions about food

Fuzzy crackers, floor snacks and toppings that should never touch each other.

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Disgusting would you rather questions about smelly stuff

Stinky feet, sour milk and rooms you would not want to sleep in.

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Gross would you rather questions about slimy creatures

Slugs, worms, frogs and other squishy things you'd have to touch.

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Disgusting would you rather questions about icky habits

Gross habits, yours and other people's, that are hard to ignore.

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Gross would you rather questions for kids: sticky situations

Syrup, glue, gum and goo in all the wrong places.

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How you compare

Vote on a few questions and your results show up here.

How to play

  • In a classroom, have students hold their nose and walk to the side of the room that matches their pick.
  • Have everyone rate both choices on a one-to-five yuck scale before voting.
  • Save the gross food section for after lunch so nobody loses their appetite.
  • Let the player who makes the best grossed-out face choose the next question.
  • Ask each player to explain exactly how they'd get through their pick, like how they'd clean up the honey.

Playing in a group? Read a question out loud, let everyone pick a side, then tap the one the room chose and see how it compares with everyone online.

Questions people ask

What are good gross would you rather questions for kids?

The best ones are icky but harmless, like eating a cookie that fell in the sandbox or a hot dog that rolled under the couch. Kids love picking the lesser of two yucks and arguing about why.

Are these disgusting would you rather questions okay for school?

Yes. They stick to smells, slime, bugs and weird food, with no bathroom humor beyond a burp or a sweaty sock. That keeps them classroom-safe while still getting a big reaction.

How do you make a would you rather question gross without going too far?

Use things kids already find yucky in real life, like soggy cereal, wet socks or a slug in your hand. Skip bathrooms, injuries and illness, and the question stays funny instead of upsetting.

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